Nia's Other Shining Moment

While on cellphone with beloved roomie, discussing loiterer on our front steps:

"HOLLY! I NEEEEED TO FIND THE BUTT PASTE! NOOOOOOOOW!"

Nia's Greatest Hits

"Holly, I am very good at destroying. It's good for kids to be able to destroy things. It's very good for them."

"I know everything about everything."

"Can I dump this on you?"