Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Debbie Downer, News Edition

I hate to do this to you, good reader, but tell me these headlines don't just send you for the ice cream bucket:

* Cat-sized rodent found roaming free in Oregon
* Police: Man kept wife caged in dog crate
* Disabled worker found dead inside Goodwill
* Sex offender blows himself up inside home
* Angry wife tries divorce-by-YouTube tactic
* Boy run over by dump truck upgraded to serious condition
* Girl, 15, charged in stabbing death of Kent man

Honestly, what is going on in the WORLD?

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