If I Had a Million Dollars

I'd buy my sister-in-law THIS:

From the oh-so-trendy Bel Bambini in West Hollywood. Of course it is. Where else do they have baby hammocks for $500?

(In El Salvador, they're doing that with the hand-woven version in every village in the country. This irony haunts me, and I promise, I won't ever spend $500 on baby products. EVER.)