Do you know if it's a boy or a girl?
Yes. It's a boy.
Is your husband taking time off work?
Yes. It's the year 2011 and it's called egalitarianism (and being lucky enough to have jobs that give us time off, granted). We're working on it.
Are you nesting?
'Tis my middle name.
Will you go back to work?
Will I win the lottery in the next three months?
Are you swollen/sleeping poorly/uncomfortable?
Can you believe you're about to be parents?
Hardly. Can't hardly wait. Can't even begin to tell you how much I can hardly wait.